There are three things I have to carefully consume only in moderation, lest I fall into an accidental overdose: Sloppy kisses from my little boy, anything chocolate, and nostalgia. Save the first two, I am a nostalgia junkie. Vintage toys, dolls, TV shows are all it takes to get my heart fluttering. Don’t even get me started on the Little House on the Prairie books. As a mother, I am all for introducing new memories into my son’s life so he too may have the gift of remembrance one day: Go Diego Go, Elmo and the latest toys crazes are welcome in my home. We gobble up story time with new characters, build things with new building blocks not around in my day, and sing along to new songs with many laughs and tickles. These are all times where I know one day Gio will look back with his kids and talk about silly Grandma singing Noggin's "Clean Up" song to him when he was little. As a mom, this stuff really revs my engine.
As a Chapter Director for the New Jersey Parents Television Council, I am also scared. TV today is not what it was when I was little. Sure, my parents probably said the same thing, the vast majority of programming in the 50’s and 60’s being limited to nightly news programs and game shows, with a scattering of Howdy-Doody and I Love Lucy now and then. I’m sure Daisy’s ‘dukes’ sent their eyebrows skyrocketing from time to time. But today? Ay, yi yi. I would rather have my toddler see Daisy Duke sliding across the hood of the General Lee over any 20-second clip of MTV or other basic cable shows. Don’t even get me started on general programming.
The wildly popular, trendy-cum dime-a-dozen crime shows are all over the television. While many find them compelling, entertaining, and admittedly, some are written well and boast tolerable acting, they are no place for kids. The fact that many of them are on at 8 PM astounds me. Why should my son have to be subjected to a mutilated body at 8:15 PM just as we’re starting on bedtime routines of teeth-brushing and PJ’s? Why does the image of a maggot-infested corpse have to linger in my head while I say The Lord’s Prayer with Gio as I lay him down to sleep? I am frustrated, angry, and sad that all nostalgia on his part has to be limited to just a few hours a week on carefully pre-selected programming we choose. When I got home from school every day at 3:30, I would throw my book bag down and camp out in front of the TV while Smurfs and Little House ran back-to-back before dinner. Today, the five major networks don’t even show cartoons in the afternoon. They are soap operas, talk shows, or reruns of adult shows that are not intended for kids’ eyes or ears. If you can’t afford cable or extended packaging like DirecTV and the like, your kids should not be allowed near the TV without you in the room. You never know what they are going to see.
Our culture is now on the brink of exploding into a new realm of hedonistic intemperance that is threatening the very pulse of the family unit. How are little girls and boys expected to stay innocent and pure when they are bombarded by sexually provocative TV, movies, games and even clothing? And remember this: If you think your kids are exempt from these concerns because the aforementioned is not allowed in your home, think again. Just because you are on top of the parenting game doesn’t mean other parents are. One episode of “Tila Tequila” on MTV can forever change the way your little girls relate to women. I spend a lot of time talking to parents who ask the same question: “How can I make sure my son/daughter doesn’t see certain shows? I can’t be with them all the time.” An excellent question, and I have highlighted a few pointers to help out:
1. Set a daily time limit for TV with your kids. A defined allotment of television viewing eliminates temptation to channel surf.
2. If you have TiVo, make sure the shows you don’t want them to see have the settings set to block them. Contact your provider for more info. TiVo is also a fantastic way to ensure your kids will watch only what you want them to see.
3. Make sure you have seen the entire episode of each and every show your kids like to watch. Even some popular cartoons like SpongeBob have depicted strong sexual undertones that, while may sail over the head of a 4 year old, may trigger curiosity in an older sibling.
4. Communicate with other parents. Find out what the TV and internet rules are in their home. If they don’t have any, have the kids play at your house instead. The same applies with after-school care, such as a nanny or relative. Do the same with child-care centers, after-school programs, and the like.
5. And finally, be in your kids’ shoes. TV started off as a great invention! It has brought much happiness to families and some much-needed relief to busy moms. Don’t regard it as the enemy, thereby making it more appealing to your kids. Rather, show them by enforcing responsible guidelines and intelligent selections can make the viewing safer and more enjoyable for everyone.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
"The Kardashians"...Keeping up with what, exactly?
Just when I was convinced the face of our rapidly disappearing family unit had hidden itself completely, I tuned in to an episode of the "Keeping up with the Kardashians", on the E! channel for one more disgusting reminder. This one, shown at 9 PM on November 8th, brought me to tears. Not in laughter, but in sadness. Kim Kardashian, whose only claim to fame my Google search could produce is a rich deceased lawyer father (think: OJ), a sex-tape and some wild night romps with her celebrity friends. This episode followed Kim as her mother/manager ("mom-ager") booked her to do a Playboy celebrity photo spread for the upcoming Christmas edition.
The show started off with Kim not wanting to do Playboy, flat-out telling her mom, "No, I don't want to be known as a sex object." This was an intelligent statement, and for a minute I was hopeful...Until Kris's spoke. Her logic spoke volumes, telling her she should just go and see what it was all about, since it would be "a lot of money."
During the shoot, Kim was nervous and not feeling good about taking her clothes off, and she refused. Again, I was hopeful, especially when she asked her mom why she wasn't sticking up for her. Why not indeed? Sure, I have a little boy, but if I did have a girl whose only rise to stardom is the entire world seeing her engage in salacious sex acts on tape, I think I would try and steer her in a more promising direction. No such luck for Kim. Kris pressured Kim to go from posing in a bikini to taking it all off, snapping pictures with her own camera the entire shoot, cheering her daughter on. At one point, she said, "Good job honey, you're doing great!" It was here that I got the uber-creeps. I had just exclaimed those same words to my son a few months ago when he started walking. I wondered briefly if Kris ever was proud of her daughter for the little things, like studying hard, not going out with the boy who treats her like a sex object, posing nude....Oh, never mind.
To me, Kris Jenner (she's married to Gold-Medalist Bruce Jenner) is nothing short of a pimp. She strong-armed her daughter into posing for a pornographic publication for the money. Short and simple. What if Kim wanted to go to law school, and help families in need, or be a social-worker, or marry a loving man and raise a family without the glare of reality show cameras? How about then? Would her mom support her then? I suppose only if it involved a sexed-up spread for Maxim at some point.
It's pitying to see how hard her mom tries to be young and sexy. She showed up at the Playboy mansion wearing a plunging top with her breasts spilling out. The women has got to be in her mid-50's. Yikes. No one needs to see a middle-aged woman dressing like someone half her age. Even in Hollywood. Her own daughter told her to cover up! "No, I'm at the Playboy mansion!" She exclaimed excitedly, like Heff would want her for the cover instead. This was something she even suggested to the photo editor. "Maybe we could do a mother/daughter spread, ha ha." Not surprisingly, she didn't get a response on that one. I actually felt bad for her at one point. How empty and meaningless her life must be, to sell out her character and her daughters like this.
The show ended with Kris bringing home a nude picture of herself for her husband to see, unveiling it in front of the whole family (and the cameras, obviously). Bruce Jenner said he'd like to look at it more in the bedroom, and they went off to have sex, with the other girls screaming. "Whoo-hoo, sexy bitch!" to their mom. Nice. I'm sure Rosa Parks and Eleanor Roosevelt would be proud to see the fruits of their efforts playing out like this.
After giving birth and nursing my son, and seeing how fragile and innocent kids start off in this world, witnessing this family interact greatly saddened me. The Kardashian girls, under the oh-so watchful eye of their fame-obsessed mom are now a part of a Hollywood and heading for an inevitable train wreck. For what? A little bit of fame? Some parties and nice clothes? When they die, they cant take any of it with them, and their legacy? Nothing but a whole lot of skin, bad grammar, foul mouths and sexed up personas that will be left behind. Too, too sad.
The morale of this story is simple. Once Hugh Hefner told Kim she couldn't pose unless she took it all off (duh, even I knew the whole bikini shot was going to be tossed eventually), she apparently felt much better with his soothing assurances that Marilyn Monroe was the first cover girl in 1953. So, in the words of Kim, "If Marlyn did it, I can too. That made me feel a lot
better." Well as long as she's thinking clearly. I cringe to see what her next career move is. I'm sure her manager will agree to anything, as long as the price is right.
The show started off with Kim not wanting to do Playboy, flat-out telling her mom, "No, I don't want to be known as a sex object." This was an intelligent statement, and for a minute I was hopeful...Until Kris's spoke. Her logic spoke volumes, telling her she should just go and see what it was all about, since it would be "a lot of money."
During the shoot, Kim was nervous and not feeling good about taking her clothes off, and she refused. Again, I was hopeful, especially when she asked her mom why she wasn't sticking up for her. Why not indeed? Sure, I have a little boy, but if I did have a girl whose only rise to stardom is the entire world seeing her engage in salacious sex acts on tape, I think I would try and steer her in a more promising direction. No such luck for Kim. Kris pressured Kim to go from posing in a bikini to taking it all off, snapping pictures with her own camera the entire shoot, cheering her daughter on. At one point, she said, "Good job honey, you're doing great!" It was here that I got the uber-creeps. I had just exclaimed those same words to my son a few months ago when he started walking. I wondered briefly if Kris ever was proud of her daughter for the little things, like studying hard, not going out with the boy who treats her like a sex object, posing nude....Oh, never mind.
To me, Kris Jenner (she's married to Gold-Medalist Bruce Jenner) is nothing short of a pimp. She strong-armed her daughter into posing for a pornographic publication for the money. Short and simple. What if Kim wanted to go to law school, and help families in need, or be a social-worker, or marry a loving man and raise a family without the glare of reality show cameras? How about then? Would her mom support her then? I suppose only if it involved a sexed-up spread for Maxim at some point.
It's pitying to see how hard her mom tries to be young and sexy. She showed up at the Playboy mansion wearing a plunging top with her breasts spilling out. The women has got to be in her mid-50's. Yikes. No one needs to see a middle-aged woman dressing like someone half her age. Even in Hollywood. Her own daughter told her to cover up! "No, I'm at the Playboy mansion!" She exclaimed excitedly, like Heff would want her for the cover instead. This was something she even suggested to the photo editor. "Maybe we could do a mother/daughter spread, ha ha." Not surprisingly, she didn't get a response on that one. I actually felt bad for her at one point. How empty and meaningless her life must be, to sell out her character and her daughters like this.
The show ended with Kris bringing home a nude picture of herself for her husband to see, unveiling it in front of the whole family (and the cameras, obviously). Bruce Jenner said he'd like to look at it more in the bedroom, and they went off to have sex, with the other girls screaming. "Whoo-hoo, sexy bitch!" to their mom. Nice. I'm sure Rosa Parks and Eleanor Roosevelt would be proud to see the fruits of their efforts playing out like this.
After giving birth and nursing my son, and seeing how fragile and innocent kids start off in this world, witnessing this family interact greatly saddened me. The Kardashian girls, under the oh-so watchful eye of their fame-obsessed mom are now a part of a Hollywood and heading for an inevitable train wreck. For what? A little bit of fame? Some parties and nice clothes? When they die, they cant take any of it with them, and their legacy? Nothing but a whole lot of skin, bad grammar, foul mouths and sexed up personas that will be left behind. Too, too sad.
The morale of this story is simple. Once Hugh Hefner told Kim she couldn't pose unless she took it all off (duh, even I knew the whole bikini shot was going to be tossed eventually), she apparently felt much better with his soothing assurances that Marilyn Monroe was the first cover girl in 1953. So, in the words of Kim, "If Marlyn did it, I can too. That made me feel a lot
better." Well as long as she's thinking clearly. I cringe to see what her next career move is. I'm sure her manager will agree to anything, as long as the price is right.
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